Eleven years ago, I lounged (briefly) on the bed as my husband dutifully bumbled through our two-month-old son's dirty diaper changing. Finished with his chore, he turned to face me, completely oblivious to the large poop streak running across his forehead. "I can't believe we have to do this for an ENTIRE YEAR!" he mused. I debated whether to break the news to him, about his woefully inaccurate time assessment and the crap on his head...and opted for silence. Now 20,000 million diapers later, he is clearly a pro, whipping out a diaper like a gun-slinging cowboy, one-handedly deflecting the backfire of pee while simultaneously slinging baby's legs up like a roped calf. 1,2,3 DONE! I am so darn proud of his progress. And he is so darn proud of himself.
Four kids later, we've tried every baby diaper-changing gadget known to man. We've tested every diaper disposal contraption invented. Had the diaper warmer (and pitched it). Used a changing table (for about 4 months). The cute little
diaper holder thingys (what the heck are they called???) lasted about 3 days. Our conclusion? For diaper changing, there are only four things you need: diapers, wipes, a trash can and a baby. Forget the diaper genies, etc. They are smelly and squishy and don't hold a darn thing. Lay the baby down on a towel and change diaper. Get a house with a garage (preferably attached) and toss your diapers in the trash as you change them (put them in a plastic bag first to help with the odor).